Friday, October 10, 2008

Slogans to stick with

Election Day may be less than a month away, but it's still not too late for you to support your candidate with a bumper stickers. The Landover Baptist store has some awesome ones, and I've selected a few to show you here. 

Now, I know that you McCain-Palin supporters are probably too busy preparing for the rapture to shop for bumper stickers, which is why I went ahead and selected some that I think will appeal to you, the true GOP base:





Sometimes, when Sarah Palin is winking at the camera and I get the feeling that the wink was just for me, or when McCain says, "My friend," and I believe that that's just for me, too, I fancy switching sides. If I do, then I'm considering these bumper stickers.




No matter which candidate you support, this one is one-size-fits-all.

And finally, I like this one so much that I almost which McCain had picked Romney just so I could put it on my car:

But then I see McCain's poll numbers and think, "No, actually I'm glad he picked Sarah." 

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your the slut Morgan.

Morgan said...

Yeah, so?

laughingwolf said...

lol... if you ARE a slut, morg, you're MY kinda slut! :O hee hee

Andrea said...

Do they have one that says "Horny Hypocrites for Palin?"

Love that grandpa one!

And I couldn't ask for a hotter slut.

Morgan said...

Pfft. Those conservatives say "slut" like it's a bad thing. I love the way they all spew the same angry stuff. I guess it's they're way of showing how "mavericky" they are.
And thanks, Andrea and Wuff. You've made me a very happy slut.

Andrea said...

Here's the perfect product for them

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/10/of-course-there.html

Morgan said...

ROFL....I especially love the part about how she knows a lot about foreign policy because she's made in China.

laughingwolf said...

any time, hon :x

digitalcowboy said...

Wow.

Just. Wow.

I came into this thread to point out hypocrisy on the left and found that the leftist projectioners got here first.

Damn. I'm gonna have to step up my game. Y'all crazy socialists never seem to know a limit on hypocrisy.

How about one that says "Ghetto Niggers for Obama"?

Would that be wrong? Should I not do that? How would that be different? (Please give your explanation in detail with at least two complete paragraphs.)

Morgan said...

Pffft. I forgot that generalizations are only something conservatives get to make.
I've always said there's nothing more indignant than a right-winger who sees his own tactics used against him.
And just which one of those bumper stickers do you disagree with? They make perfect sense to me! McCain is a befuddled old fossil whose running mate preaches abstinence while her knocked-up daughter trails around behind her while offering little more to Americans than a cute wink, some cliches and a Bible lesson.
She's a White Trash Voter's dream. Their slogan, "Yeah, we're stupid and want a leader that reflects our IQ!"

Hans Lundahl said...

"High School sluts?" Because they are mothers or unwed?

Whose choice is is they are unwed? Theirs? Naaah ...

I blime mothern society ...

Morgan said...

I blime Bristol's mother. ;-)

Hans Lundahl said...

For letting her daughter do the right thing and marry the father of her child? It is a better story than Juno!