But seriously, folks, this latest juicy scandal should serve as a cautionary tale to all the women out there who won't give a little head to hubby. You'd better get on your knees. If you don't blow it, he'll find someone else who will. What's more he might spend the kids' college fund to pay for it.
Of course, there may have been more to the story but we'll have to wait for the call girl's book to come out. Media tidbits have suggested that Spitzer wanted his high-priced paramour to do things she "might not consider safe." Oh God, please let it turn out that he was into bondage or something equally off the beaten path (pun intended). Not only will it make Spitzer even more ridiculous for playing the public role of Rev. Dimsdale while engaging in a bit of expensive hanky-spanky, but it will be a major boost to the erotica industry, thereby enriching those of us who don't even try to hid our Inner Freak.