Saturday, March 31, 2007

Think this place can help me control my outbursts?

16 comments:

Shrubbery said...

Morg, when you, much like myself, suffer from voluntary tourrette's there is no known cure.

Morgan said...

Damn. And it's good hearing from you, Shrub!

thimscool said...

Useless fucking waste of tax dollars for what?

I don't have the fucking problem! It's all you namby-pamby, super sensitive, shit-eating goat fuckers that need to settle the fuck down about my use of PLAIN FUCKING ENGLISH.

Shit.

Morgan said...

I totally fucking agree with you, DOUCHEBAG!

thimscool said...

This post obligates a link to the Tourettes Guy.

He is so zen.

thimscool said...

God that guy cracks me up.

Morgan said...

Good Lord. So disturbing and yet I couldn't stop watching. I think I liked the drive-thru one the best. And I love the "feel guilty?" link. It's like Al Gore's carbon offsets - you know, giving money to plant trees so you can keep using all the fossil fuels you want. So what would we call making a donation to the Tourette's foundation so you can continue to laugh at people with the disability? Would that be an insensitivity offset? Nice.
Thanks for the link, Luke.

Roland said...

You mean that if I just swear a lot, I have tourette's?
Shit.
Damn.
Oops, I did it again.
Do I need to shave my head now?

Morgan said...

Do what you have to do, Roland. How can I judge you until I've walked a mile in your SHIT?**

(**courtesy of Tourette's Guy)

CJ said...

I kind of wonder if Tourettes Guy is for real. If he is, living with him must be a wild ride. He seems pretty angry. Do you think his family takes him to church? Good link, Luke.

God said...

You have not Tourette's, woman. You are a malicious, hypocritical asshole. This is far, far worse than Tourettes. Watch your ways. I am very disappointed in you.

Morgan said...

Shouldn't that be "I AM" very disappointed in you? I doubt you are who you say you are. Surely God could come up with better insults.

thimscool said...

God's got Tourettes?

Morgan said...

Well of course, Luke. Don't you remember in the Bible where he says "Let there be SHIT!"

You should spend more time reading the Good Book.

CJ said...

"Watch your ways. I am very disappointed in you."

Go away Eaglewood.

Morgan said...

Hmmm...a possibility I haven't thought of - his going from speaking for God to thinking he is God?
On the other hand, I think having been called out on his "pro-life" stance the guy is likely to scared to show his face here again.