Tuesday, June 13, 2006

This is Roland's fault (The duck made me do it)

I wouldn't otherwise direct you to something as irreverent as my all-time favorite Onion piece, but Roland has taken it upon himself to encourage me by reminding his readers how much I pride myself on being a member in good standing over at Landover Baptist Church.

And here I was, trying so hard to be a True Christian. I wasn't even going to post today. I'm supposed to be working. And we know this porn ain't gonna write itself.

Besides. I figured if Omar liked the Landover Baptist Web site, he'd love the Onion piece.

7 comments:

jcw said...

That was funny. Reminds me of Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Visarian said...

That onion piece is wonderful. Thanks for posting it.

Roland said...

ROFL!

I can't believe he didn't sell one!
Not even one!

Why those poor excuses for Christian!

I can't stand it!

I apologize for making you take time out from writing porn, and making you extol your religious views on others. :D

(I gotta go wipe more tears from my eyes)

Lord Omar said...

I used to feel the same way about my blog when no one would visit and I certainly never received any comments. I used to think, "Just look at the lay out of this cocksucker! Why don't know one visit this muthafucka?"
Well, then one day something happens and now sometimes it's like, "Fuck! What the muthafuckin fuck, am I going to write today? Fuck!" I don't know who to blame here really, Roland is this a miracle? Does Jesus want me to blog?

PS..I love Curb Your Enthusiasm

Roland said...

Yes, Omar!
Hallelujah!
Be blessed and...

Oh never mind.
Blog if you want to.
God made us. He wants us to be free.
Now, what we do with that freedom, that is another story ;)

Morgan said...

"I apologize for making you take time out from writing porn, and making you extol your religious views on others. :D"

What kind of Christian would I be if I didn't try and help that guy sell some fucking Bibles?

Morgan said...

"I used to think, "Just look at the lay out of this cocksucker! Why don't know one visit this muthafucka?"

I knew a guy in college who had the exact same view of his body.

Blogging is kind of like sex. People get used to doing it, and of course, the readers want it to be good. Of course, you can't please everyone. You'll right some left-leaning political thing and they'll be like, "No, no, move more to the right."

*sigh*