I wouldn't otherwise direct you to something as irreverent as my all-time favorite Onion piece, but Roland has taken it upon himself to encourage me by reminding his readers how much I pride myself on being a member in good standing over at Landover Baptist Church.
And here I was, trying so hard to be a True Christian. I wasn't even going to post today. I'm supposed to be working. And we know this porn ain't gonna write itself.
Besides. I figured if Omar liked the Landover Baptist Web site, he'd love the Onion piece.
Donald Trump is killing romance. Is there nothing this guy cannot ruin? - Me, killing romance? You know that's not true, right Ivanka? Courtesy of The Sacramento Bee: *In the treacherous, amusing and sometimes rewarding world ...
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