I wouldn't otherwise direct you to something as irreverent as my all-time favorite Onion piece, but Roland has taken it upon himself to encourage me by reminding his readers how much I pride myself on being a member in good standing over at Landover Baptist Church.
And here I was, trying so hard to be a True Christian. I wasn't even going to post today. I'm supposed to be working. And we know this porn ain't gonna write itself.
Besides. I figured if Omar liked the Landover Baptist Web site, he'd love the Onion piece.
In case you have forgotten this is how a REAL President comforts the families of fallen soldiers. - Here's President Obama in 2014 showing how a real Leader speaks to & comforts the family of a fallen soldier. ❤️🇺🇸pic.twitter.com/mYZBpwXV4O — Ricky Dav...
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