Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Mitzibel wins

In the comment section of my chicken sex post, I wrote a tawdry little story that contained a reference to my favorite movie. I promised a prize to anyone who could guess what it was.

That talented tart Mitzibel guessed correctly. The first line of my little story comes from the very clever opening of Quills.

Mitzibel's prize is a nearly-at-the-top position in my blogroll. Yes, my pets, I know it's presumptuous of me to assume she'd even accept such a prize. She's free to decline, so long as she understands that the only other thing I'd have to offer would be an autographed picture of Mr. Randy Cock.

I hope she'll accept the link instead. Her blog rocks. It takes Skills to incorporate one's breast size and Laurie Berkner music into a Mother's Day post. Color me impressed. Besides, linking to Entropic Doom makes me look good, which is what all of this is about anyway.

28 comments:

mitzibel said...

Oh, my goodness, I'm blushing ;) Of course I'll accept, I'm honored, in fact, and I'm glad you enjoy my blog.
I've been meaning to link to you for sometime, but YourSillyGirl is my designer and technician, and she's living it up in paradise, so I hardly feel justified in asking her to forgo her basking and newlywed monkey love just because I can't figure out html.

Morgan said...

Thank goodness. I was worried that you'd rather have the picture of Randy Cock, our barnyard porn star.

Thanks for offering me a link. I, too, am honored. But I agree it needs to wait until YourSillyGirl has the time.

Hot Monkey Love demands top priority.

El Borak said...

Way to go, Misty!

But My Silly Girl is not living it up in paradise at the moment. She's sleeping in my basement.

Need me to wake her sorry jet lagged butt up?

Morgan said...

That reminds, me El Borak. I want to link to your blog, too. Do you mind?

El Borak said...

I'd be honoured. elborak.com works best as the link...that way if My Silly Girl makes me switch servers again, I can take all my friends with me.

Morgan said...

Woo-hoo! I get to link to El Borak!

El Borak said...

My goodness, it's not that exciting ;)

But thank you, I do appreciate it.

Anonymous said...

Misty ~ I'm emailing you about the links ;) Don't worry, even though I'm all jet lagged I still take care of you :)

*this is Bethie, I just don't feel like signing in

Morgan said...

"My goodness, it's not that exciting ;)"

But it is! It is! But then again, I'm so easily excited.

Dear God, look at me. I'm all flushed.

eaglewood said...

Morgan,
If you are all flushed over that, I think Larry needs to pay more attention to you. ;)

BTW I put up a Token Hippie link on my blog.

Morgan said...

Eaglewood's linking to me!!
Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!
I think I need a cigarette.

You're right, Eaglewood. Larry needs to get that fish pond finished soon. The little woman is starting to find excitement in the strangest places.

I'm putting up a link to you, too. :-)

prettylady said...

Oh! I just updated my blogroll, and I totally spaced on Entropic Doom. Please accept my apologies, dear Mitzibel--you know what a fan I am of yours.

mitzibel said...

Gracious, I'm not going to be able to fit my big fat head through the teensy ghetto doorway if y'all keep it up ;)
No apologies necessary, Pretty Lady, just the fact that you're on the planet is enough to buy you quite a bit of slack.

Morgan said...

Pretty Lady, I believe it was on your blog that I first read Mitzibel's work.

mitzibel said...

Woo hoo! I just learned how to put links up, went through all the business of learning that tricky (heh) html code, and then while clicking "Submit" I happened to see that lovely little "linking for idiots" icon. Perhaps next time I should actually try looking around at my utilities. I can run a broadcast mixing board, fer tit's sake, you'd think I could get this whole "point and click" thing down. Sheesh. . . .

Anyway, the point is, y'all are linked now, and I feel slightly stupid. That's okay, a few stiff drinks oughta fix that ;)

Beth said...

You made ElBorak's week by linking him, y'know. He got home from work today all grinning and whatnot, "did you see Morgan linked me!?!?!" ;)

mitzibel said...

Morgan made HIS week? He made MINE--you're mom thinks I'm a good mother! That's like having the Pope tell you you're a good Catholic!!!!

Morgan said...

"You made ElBorak's week by linking him, y'know. He got home from work today all grinning and whatnot, "did you see Morgan linked me!?!?!" ;) "

Well, who *wouldn't* be excited about getting linked to someone who writes about a bunch of fucking chickens? I should label my blogroll "Freaks By Association." As if I have to. *grin*

But thanks to all for allowing me to link to you. God Bless you, each and every one!

Shrubbery said...

Hahaha peasents, you may bow. I'm #1 on Morg's illustrious blogroll. *insert evil laugh*

My plot to take over the free world is nearly complete. *insert maniacle laughter*

Now if I could just hook up with Salma Hayek...oh shit, I shirked my Testicle Tuesday duties.

El Borak said...

Of course, the love of chickens knows no bounds. I'm not sure I ever blogged about how Andre the Giant (a yearling white giant rooster) decided that his newfound spurs afforded him free reign to terrorize the womenfolk, starting with my daughter Squeaker Ann, who was three at the time.

The day she came crying into the house with a gash from eye to chin - which thank God healed completely - he was taught a new game played with golf clubs. Apparently he was not the cock of the walk after all, and yeah, he tasted pretty good, too.

But I did blog about how Tyler the Steer's cowardice prolonged his life much to my frustration. Might be time for a rerun in Morgan's honor...

And yes, I actually asked Beth if she 'suggested' that you link me. When I said I was honored, I was not just being polite...

Oh, and Misty, I have decided on a plan of merciless vengeance for you sticking me with that awful song. It relies on the predictable physical response of a nursing mother to the sound of a baby crying. He who laughs last and all that...see you next Saturday ;)

Morgan said...

It's true. I will not dethrone Shrub from his coveted posistion at the top of my blogroll. He earned the dubious distinction of becoming my first friend in the blogoshere, and holds a special place in my twisted, hippie heart.

Shrubbery said...

See, I reign supreme!

Remember thou art mortal!

mitzibel said...

Bill--dark patterned shirt and a padded bra. Got it ;)

El Borak said...

Curses! Foiled again! I fell victim to one of the classic blunders:

"# 11 - I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat."
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

And although I should not admit it, I'm fairly new to this Evil Overlord stuff, so work with me on this, ok?

El Borak said...

...and while I'm on the issue, why can't I get some capital letters for my name? It's just not as intimidating to be "el borak" as it might be to be "El Borak" or even "EL BORAK."

I feel like the antagonist in an ee cummings poem...and bestial Marj is nowhere to be found.

Morgan said...

El Borak, you don't need any capital letters. You're plenty intimidating. I have but think the name "El Borak" to shudder in fear.

I checked out the list of things to do if one becomes and evil overlord. These are my favorites:

If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

and

I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

Please do rerun the story of Tyler the Steer. There aren't enough livestock stories in the blogosphere.

I blame the evil overlords.

El Borak said...

It's re-posted, just for you.

Morgan said...

I saw that. I just read it. It was awesome! Thanks!